Sisdunsat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain wyrm.

Sisdunsat created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Sisdunsat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sisdunsat, she will curse you with boils.

Sisdunsat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sisdunsat's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear green trousers.