Ziggupfed is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy giraffe.

Ziggupfed created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ziggupfed, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ziggupfed, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ziggupfed's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ziggupfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the north.

5. Do not speak about figs.