Mifnarfub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, kind squid.

Mifnarfub created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifnarfub, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mifnarfub, it will not invite you to parties.

Mifnarfub's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mifnarfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mifnarfub's priests.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not take Mifnarfub's name in vain.

5. Do not stand on grass.