Libmat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous crocodile.

Libmat created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libmat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Libmat, she will not invite you to parties.

Libmat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Libmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. You must pray to Libmat three times a day.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Worship no other gods but Libmat.

5. You must love Libmat.