Nurxinkan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise bee.

Nurxinkan created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurxinkan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nurxinkan, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nurxinkan's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nurxinkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick voles.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.