Futbemveen is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, overgenerous beaver.

Futbemveen created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Futbemveen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Futbemveen, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Futbemveen's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Futbemveen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Never mention moths.