Xennullmig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent mole.

Xennullmig created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xennullmig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xennullmig, it will think nothing of it.

Xennullmig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Xennullmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never play with disobedient children.