Sugyatlen Gepvadjanbass is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic tapir.

Sugyatlen Gepvadjanbass created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugyatlen Gepvadjanbass, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sugyatlen Gepvadjanbass, it will turn you into a tree.

Sugyatlen Gepvadjanbass' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sugyatlen Gepvadjanbass' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine ants approach from the south.

2. Hide from black grasshopers for they are unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sugyatlen Gepvadjanbass.

5. Do not covet oxen.