Sasvegyatfodtinjatbenwot is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, effective
squirrel.
Sasvegyatfodtinjatbenwot created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sasvegyatfodtinjatbenwot, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Sasvegyatfodtinjatbenwot, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Sasvegyatfodtinjatbenwot's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Sasvegyatfodtinjatbenwot's Holy Commandments1. Hide from blue voles for they are unholy.
2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.
3. Retreat if seven eagles approach from the north.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
5. Do not take Sasvegyatfodtinjatbenwot's name in vain.