Boppommisratcidgudwitgum is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking human.

Boppommisratcidgudwitgum created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boppommisratcidgudwitgum, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Boppommisratcidgudwitgum, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Boppommisratcidgudwitgum's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Boppommisratcidgudwitgum's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Boppommisratcidgudwitgum.

2. Always treat doves with great respect.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never mention gulls.