Vinbugloop is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome alligator.

Vinbugloop created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinbugloop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vinbugloop, she will destroy your home planet.

Vinbugloop's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Vinbugloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.