Vangesstab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, happy goat.

Vangesstab created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vangesstab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vangesstab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Vangesstab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Vangesstab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never run near great tits.