Quafcunbigbamjenbinsog is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, boastful hare.

Quafcunbigbamjenbinsog created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Quafcunbigbamjenbinsog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quafcunbigbamjenbinsog, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Quafcunbigbamjenbinsog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Quafcunbigbamjenbinsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not chop down trees.