Nilmitvol is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage goose.

Nilmitvol created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilmitvol, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nilmitvol, he will be very sad.

Nilmitvol's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nilmitvol's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Nilmitvol on top of all buildings.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never look at black holes.