Bassrigwig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient centaur.

Bassrigwig created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bassrigwig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bassrigwig, she will cry a lot.

Bassrigwig's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bassrigwig's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are not to be trusted.

2. Never laugh near hamsters.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Retreat if five snakes approach from the east.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.