Homkon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient dog.

Homkon created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homkon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Homkon, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Homkon's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Homkon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.