Tigjensis Didponzag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, intelligent hare.

Tigjensis Didponzag created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigjensis Didponzag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tigjensis Didponzag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tigjensis Didponzag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tigjensis Didponzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. You must pray to Tigjensis Didponzag six times a day.