Mab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, boastful pigeon.

Mab created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mab, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mab's Holy Commandments

1. Mab loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Never talk about planets.