Quambifsas is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, smart
chinchilla.
Quambifsas created water three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quambifsas, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Quambifsas, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Quambifsas' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Quambifsas' Holy Commandments1. Never look at black holes.
2. You must never eat onions.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quambifsas.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Do not shave your head.