Yogjarntun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing wyrm.

Yogjarntun created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogjarntun, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yogjarntun, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yogjarntun's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yogjarntun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Yogjarntun on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Yogjarntun loves turtles, so they must be respected.