Arpdotfed is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, benevolent sheep.

Arpdotfed created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpdotfed, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arpdotfed, he will turn you into a plant.

Arpdotfed's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Arpdotfed's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help sick mites.

5. Arpdotfed must be the most important thing in your life.