Legdapdub is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest
wren.
Legdapdub created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Legdapdub, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Legdapdub, it will laugh at you.
Legdapdub's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Legdapdub's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Legdapdub.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Do not hurt monkeys.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never talk about asteroids.