Zimyambimxemgumnurtfag
is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing
gerbil
.
Zimyambimxemgumnurtfag
created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zimyambimxemgumnurtfag
, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Zimyambimxemgumnurtfag
, she will be mildly annoyed.
Zimyambimxemgumnurtfag's
most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Zimyambimxemgumnurtfag's Holy Commandments
1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Always help rats.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never go into magenta rooms.
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