Bossgigmif Yogvabbell is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, charitable lion.

Bossgigmif Yogvabbell created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossgigmif Yogvabbell, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bossgigmif Yogvabbell, she will be very unhappy.

Bossgigmif Yogvabbell's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bossgigmif Yogvabbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to birds while wearing purple dresses.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Never paint your face orange.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
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