Ditgedwipmatsugkad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, confident ant.

Ditgedwipmatsugkad created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditgedwipmatsugkad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ditgedwipmatsugkad, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ditgedwipmatsugkad's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ditgedwipmatsugkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help bats.

5. Always look after injured hamsters.