Sawlidhon is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered squirrel.

Sawlidhon created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawlidhon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sawlidhon, he will laugh at you.

Sawlidhon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sawlidhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not eat apples.
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