Hadsitlarg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty ant.

Hadsitlarg created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadsitlarg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hadsitlarg, he will turn you into a snail.

Hadsitlarg's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Hadsitlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hadsitlarg.