Largbuntikyargessfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating duck.

Largbuntikyargessfoss created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largbuntikyargessfoss, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Largbuntikyargessfoss, he will not invite you to parties.

Largbuntikyargessfoss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Largbuntikyargessfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four mites approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Put Largbuntikyargessfoss first in all things.

5. Do not kill manatees.