Dibripyiknart is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying lion.

Dibripyiknart created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dibripyiknart, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dibripyiknart, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dibripyiknart's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dibripyiknart's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dibripyiknart.