Dibripyiknart is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying
lion.
Dibripyiknart created Africa seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Dibripyiknart, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Dibripyiknart, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Dibripyiknart's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Dibripyiknart's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Never talk about gravity.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Dibripyiknart.