Zoglimvin Stipbeggun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humorless bird.

Zoglimvin Stipbeggun created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zoglimvin Stipbeggun, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zoglimvin Stipbeggun, it will have a low opinion of you.

Zoglimvin Stipbeggun's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Zoglimvin Stipbeggun's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Put Zoglimvin Stipbeggun first in all things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Zoglimvin Stipbeggun.