Nibbagomt Gepvigzan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, amazing penguin.

Nibbagomt Gepvigzan created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibbagomt Gepvigzan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nibbagomt Gepvigzan, she will turn you into a snail.

Nibbagomt Gepvigzan's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nibbagomt Gepvigzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Put Nibbagomt Gepvigzan first in all things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Nibbagomt Gepvigzan on top of all buildings.