Zigkanaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous chicken.

Zigkanaf created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigkanaf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zigkanaf, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zigkanaf's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zigkanaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of cats.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect nine copper sculptures of Zigkanaf on top of important buildings.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.