Targumcad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy eagle.

Targumcad created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Targumcad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Targumcad, he will turn you into a dog.

Targumcad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Targumcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targumcad.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.
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