Quillwabbin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Quillwabbin created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillwabbin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quillwabbin, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Quillwabbin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Quillwabbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Put Quillwabbin first in all things.

4. Always help monkeys in need.

5. Do not stand on grass.