Jabjamab is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, kind
goblin.
Jabjamab created Europe seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jabjamab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Jabjamab, she will turn you into a plant.
Jabjamab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Jabjamab's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Jabjamab on top of all buildings.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never wear orange boots.
4. Never talk about moons.
5. Do not stand on grass.