Jambanpakyogbidbogdobnut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish hydra.

Jambanpakyogbidbogdobnut created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jambanpakyogbidbogdobnut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jambanpakyogbidbogdobnut, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Jambanpakyogbidbogdobnut's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Jambanpakyogbidbogdobnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Jambanpakyogbidbogdobnut.

3. Hide if nine snails approach from the north.

4. Never sing near seals.

5. Always look after injured hamsters.