Ladbattim is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane
tortoise.
Ladbattim created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ladbattim, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Ladbattim, she will destroy your favourite star.
Ladbattim's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Ladbattim's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Ladbattim loves gulls, so they must be respected.
3. Never talk about cell theory.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never mention dogs.