Dobmid is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, idiotic hare.

Dobmid created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobmid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dobmid, she will turn you into a rat.

Dobmid's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dobmid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. You must pray to Dobmid four times a day.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.