Stipcatsig is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, witless warg.

Stipcatsig created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipcatsig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stipcatsig, he will be very sad.

Stipcatsig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Stipcatsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Stipcatsig on top of all buildings.

5. Do not covet oxen.