Dabquartkan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong dugong.

Dabquartkan created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabquartkan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dabquartkan, it will turn you into a worm.

Dabquartkan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dabquartkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never talk about black holes.