Xemtitgid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthinking grasshopper.

Xemtitgid created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemtitgid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xemtitgid, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Xemtitgid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Xemtitgid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xemtitgid.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.