Kopditbast is a god.

She takes the form of a large, resourceful owl.

Kopditbast created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopditbast, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kopditbast, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kopditbast's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kopditbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Hide from indigo monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Put Kopditbast first in all things.

4. Kopditbast loves voles, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look in ponds.