Stiparfdob is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless dingo.

Stiparfdob created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiparfdob, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stiparfdob, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stiparfdob's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Stiparfdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not commit murder.