Vegtalfot is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered octopus.

Vegtalfot created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegtalfot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vegtalfot, it will turn you into a plant.

Vegtalfot's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vegtalfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegtalfot.