Dusstigveen is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, happy sheep.

Dusstigveen created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusstigveen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dusstigveen, he will make you grow a tail.

Dusstigveen's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dusstigveen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Always obey Dusstigveen's priests.

3. Retreat if five bats approach from the south.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.