Bimcipgat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty narwhal.

Bimcipgat created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bimcipgat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bimcipgat, he will cry a lot.

Bimcipgat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bimcipgat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide if eight rats approach from the west.