Zedpagfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, passionate meerkat.

Zedpagfeb created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedpagfeb, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zedpagfeb, she will turn you into a hamster.

Zedpagfeb's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Zedpagfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never paint your arms brown.