Bessogfod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent lizard.

Bessogfod created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bessogfod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bessogfod, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bessogfod's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bessogfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Bessogfod on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.