Cibafrot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking grasshopper.

Cibafrot created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Cibafrot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibafrot, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cibafrot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cibafrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cibafrot on top of all buildings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cibafrot.