Catlarnyat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish hyena.

Catlarnyat created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catlarnyat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Catlarnyat, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Catlarnyat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Catlarnyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Catlarnyat loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. You must love Catlarnyat.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.